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Well I've tried my Best to Entertain you with this little collection...
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~I notice my wife when she's on the
phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men, once we become friends with another man, we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
- Jeff Foxworthy
~Everyone should
have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about.
~I don't like to commit myself about heaven
and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
~A friend is someone who will bail you out of
jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that
fun."
- The Maugles
~Nine-tenths of the people were created so you
would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
~A true friend is
somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico"
and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
- Unknown Wise Person
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
A guy meets a hooker
in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for
you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it
in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his
wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on
the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
