Wednesday 21 May 2014

High Five


Chemistry Joke


Gravity


I asked Him...

I asked him:

 "Who said you could fool around with my wife?"

 He said:
 "Everybody."




With My Wife


 

With my wife I don't get no respect.


  I made a toast on her birthday to :

"The best woman a man ever had."

 The waiter joined me.

That's Life

Life:-

I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor.


 They sent up a priest.

 He said: 
      "On your mark...."